Just heard automatic rifle fire outside.
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DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY
This is my shitpost blog, art blog is snafuye :v)
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who edited this video of katie couric squirting a tomato on ina garten i just want to talk
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ok this is really sweet
[captions]
Girl: “You glue them on.”
Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”
Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”
Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”
Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”
Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]
Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.”
Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”
Girl: [laughs]
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Girls get made fun of for everything might as well do what you want lol
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when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
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Can you die from eating too many vitamin gummies?
Me entering heaven after overdosing on vitamin gummies
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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes
Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks
holy fucking shit
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